Grandma's in the cellar
And, lordy, can't you smell her
Cooking biscuits on the old dirty stove
And in her eye there is some matter
Dripping down into the batter
And she whistles while the snot runs down her nose!
Down her nose
Down her nose
And she whistles while the snot runs down her nose.
Read this: THIS That is not a request, more like a very nice command. This is probably the funniest thing I have read in a long time. It is about a wedding dress and a divorced man. (hmm... maybe he's bitter... but you'll have to read it so you can give your opinion.)
*Caution: I am weird* I fast because I'm hungry
I run because I'm thirsty
I die every day because I want to live
I lead because I follow
I give everything away to become rich
I am weak and broken so I will be strong
I see more when my eyes are closed
I'm in love with someone I haven't seen
I love the unlovely
I am honored when people mock me
I embrace these foolish things to become wise
I will also whole heartedly walk out on any limb He requires because even if He lets it break He can teach me to fly.
