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                              |  Wednesday, May 26, 2004  | 
                             
                            
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                              Grandma's in the cellar
 And, lordy, can't you smell her
 Cooking biscuits on the old dirty stove
 And in her eye there is some matter
 Dripping down into the batter
 And she whistles while the snot runs down her nose!
 
 Down her nose
 Down her nose
 And she whistles while the snot runs down her nose. | 
                             
                            
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                              |  Monday, May 03, 2004  | 
                             
                            
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                              Read this: THIS
 That is not a request, more like a very nice command. This is probably the funniest thing I have read in a long time. It is about a wedding dress and a divorced man. (hmm... maybe he's bitter... but you'll have to read it so you can give your opinion.) | 
                             
                            
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                              *Caution: I am weird*
 I fast because I'm hungry
 I run because I'm thirsty
 I die every day because I want to live
 I lead because I follow
 I give everything away to become rich
 I am weak and broken so I will be strong
 I see more when my eyes are closed
 I'm in love with someone I haven't seen
 I love the unlovely
 I am honored when people mock me
 I embrace these foolish things to become wise
 
 I will also whole heartedly walk out on any limb He requires because even if He lets it break He can teach me to fly. | 
                             
                            
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