Colorado has a hearing problem. God is trying to tell her what the weather should do and she says, "eh? What? Snow?? Okay! No problem!" And immediately dumps snow all of the Front Range. Then God says, "No, silly! I said, 'Sun!' Warm it up a bit!" Colorado, being the quick state that she is, immediately pops the thermometer up to 70 degrees.
My other theory - she's bi-polar.
This morning I was late to work because I had to spend an extra five minutes dethawing and scraping my frost-covered car. Then the drive was slow because the back roads were still iced over in places. Nothing odd for the first day of February. Then I came home around noon (lack of stuff to do at the office) and hung out with my sisters.... Get this: We sat on the back porch tanning. Granted, we were in rolled-up jeans and t-shirts but still! It is the middle of winter - in COLORADO. People come here from all over to ski. Ski means snow. Snow means COLD. Colorado is one of the top winter vacation places for goodness sake! And it is warm enough to tan. I even kind of got burned....
